a solid way to describe a huge chunk of my relationship is pre-sex naps, post sex naps, pre-nap sex and post nap sex. which i think is pretty beautiful
I’m in a dream.
you are everything special to me
text to my friend about my girlfriend
"No dude. I honestly thought it was stupid. How could someone want to be with ONE person for the rest of their life? That’s like having ONE pizza topping for the rest of your life. But at the same time, GOD DAMMIT do I love pepperoni
50% of my life’s problems could be solved with less shitty confidence, the other 50% with money